April 5th, 2006
If Carmen Electra was working at your local junkyard, I just know you would care much more about the environment. You would make sure that all your garbage was brought there, every day, by yourself.
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April 5th, 2006
The 34-year-old Delaware teacher is facing rape charges for allegedly having sex with a 13-year-old student 28 times during a one-week period last month. Holt, a science teacher at Claymont Elementary School, allegedly had sex with the boy, a student in her class, at her Wilmington home.
According to a probable cause affidavit filed today in Justice of the Peace Court, the boy's father contacted
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April 5th, 2006
A textbook used at schools in the Indian state of Rajasthan compares housewives to donkeys, and suggests the animals make better companions as they complain less and are more loyal to their "masters," The Times of India reported Tuesday.
"A donkey is like a housewife ... In fact, the donkey is a shade better, for while the housewife may sometimes complain and walk off to her parents' home, you'll
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April 5th, 2006
A 20-year-old woman who climbed into the back seat of a parked squad car was arrested for public intoxication by an officer who opened the door to let her out, police said.
Two men told Officer Brandon Lopossa at the back door of Bloomington police headquarters early Friday that they saw a woman climb into a squad car. Lopossa checked the vehicles in the parking lot and saw a woman with her hands
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April 5th, 2006
With the right expression on your face, you can make certain that people know what you mean. So here's the question: what was Gwen Stefani trying to make clear?
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April 5th, 2006
Thirty miles west of Grand Canyon Village, a place so beset by hordes of tourists and motorized vehicles that its name could be Grand Central Canyon, is a world apart. It is the serenely spectacular home of the Havasupai Indians, whose reservation lies within a side canyon of northern Arizona's great gorge.
This isolated Shangri-La presents a stark contrast to the rush of Grand Canyon Village,
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April 5th, 2006
Those celebrity blog motherfuckers won
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April 5th, 2006
You know how it is: you've got a 30-inch cock but your wife's box is only six inches. The only intelligent solution is to offer the box for sale on eBay, as this Wisconsin vendor attempted to do.
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April 5th, 2006
For almost 60 years, the evidence of Britain's clandestine torture programme in postwar Germany has lain hidden in the government's files. Harrowing photographs of young men who had survived being systematically starved, as well as beaten, deprived of sleep and exposed to extreme cold, were considered too shocking to be seen.
As one minister of the day wrote, as few people as possible should be
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April 5th, 2006
Rare conditions could have conspired to create hard-to-see ice on the Sea of Galilee that a person could have walked on back when Jesus is said to have walked on water, a scientist reported Tuesday.
The study, which examines a combination of favorable water and environmental conditions, proposes that Jesus could have walked on an isolated patch of floating ice on what is now known as Lake
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