King Kong Hits The bong
Peter jacksons hot new kong peice is coming out next weekend. Thanks to the beuty of the internet I took a little sneak peak myself. King kong takes massive bong hits on this seacret island, then jack black shows up and tells kong that he has to give up weed now that he acts in kids movies etc. and steals him back to NYC.
Kong then realizes that his super ape lungs are to big to get stoned in america so he flips out and starts getting stabby and smashing chuches and KFC’s everywhere.
This movie rocks, 3 hours is a bit much. In a theater thats a whole 2,000 minutes you have to go without blazing.
Dear peter jackson,
Next time when making an epic flic, please insert a smoke break intermission at the middle
Love,
The management