Archive for the 'Celebs' Category

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow have split, the couple announced in a joint statement Friday night.
The seven-time Tour de France champion and the rock star announced their engagement in September. It would have been her first marriage and his second. He has three children from a previous marriage.
I mean comon, the man had dick […]

Reese Witherspoon can get u killed

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

A paparazzo who was charged with battery and child endangerment after pestering Reese Witherspoon and her kids at a theme park last fall has apparently been found dead.
Friends of photographer Todd Wallace said his body was discovered in his Brentwood apartment, according to published reports. Police confirmed that a body was found, but were unable […]

Brittany Spears - Mom of the year

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

Brittany spears is a dumb fucking bitch. I’m sorry. And this just 1 week after a 100,000 dollar car breaks down.
Bad driver, Bad mom.
I’d like to be there when that little kids head gets decapitated so I can take a Twix time out.

Kelly Osbourne: Paris Hilton a ‘bad influence’ on girls!

Wednesday, February 1st, 2006

Singer Kelly Osbourne, daughter of famous British rocker Ozzy Osbourne, has slammed heiress Paris Hilton calling her a ‘bad influence’ on pre-teen girls.
The ‘Papa Don’t Preach’ singer revealed that she was left stunned at finding an 11-year old girl trying to look like Hilton at a recent award show which she attended with her mother […]

Pesci “Involved in Violent Altercation” With Fan

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

Hollywood hardman Joe Pesci allegedly punched a fan who refused to accept he didn’t want his picture to be taken. Juan Carlos Montenegro, 24, claims the Goodfellas Oscar-winner lashed out in a shopping centre car park in Boca Raton, Florida on Sunday. Montenegro has told local police he asked the 62-year-old if he could […]

Adian Quinn Swears off painkillers

Tuesday, January 24th, 2006

Legends Of The Fall star Aidan Quinn has sworn off powerful painkiller Vicodin after taking the drug to prepare for his latest role as a pill-popping priest. The actor, who plays spaced-out Father Daniel Webster in new US drama The Book Of Daniel, was keen to try the painkillers his character is hooked on - […]

Shatner Sells Kidney Stone

Monday, January 23rd, 2006

Emmy-winning actor William Shatner has raised $25,000 for a housing charity by selling his kidney stone to an online casino. Gambling website GoldenPalace.com are the lucky new owners of the 74-year-old’s unique item of memorabilia. Shatner says, “This takes organ donors to a new height, to a new low, maybe. How much is a […]

Tom Cruise cant take a joke

Saturday, January 21st, 2006

Tom Cruise has reportedly stopped an episode of South Park that mocks him from being aired in Britain.
The show, in which Nicole Kidman and Cruise’s fellow Scientologist John Travolta are depicted attempting to coax an animated version of the actor out of a closet, caused controversy when broadcast in the U.S.
The cartoon Kidman tells Cruise, […]

Paris Go Pee Pee

Thursday, January 19th, 2006

Paris Hilton’s Publicists Are Trying To Silence A Hawaiian Taxi Driver Who. Claims the socialite urinated in his cab.
At least it wasn’t shit. I guess thats what you get for being Samoan and giving all the americans who show up to “your island” so much greif.

Lindsay Lohan - anti medicated

Wednesday, January 18th, 2006

“Lindsay smokes under a pack a day. She’s addicted. The doctor put her on an anti-smoking pill. God willing, it will work within a month.”
I’d like to offer my own two cents:
Smoke more reefer, you will in turn be smoking less cigarettes comparatively