April 5th, 2006
When the English tongue we speak.
Why is break not rhymed with freak?
Will you tell me why it's true
We say sew but likewise few?
And the maker of the verse,
Cannot rhyme his horse with worse?
Beard is not the same as heard
Cord is different from word.
Cow is cow but low is low
Shoe is never rhymed with foe.
Think of hose, dose,and lose
And think of goose and yet with choose
Think of comb, tomb
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April 5th, 2006
Everybody better stay inside once the sun has gone down. The streets will be a dangerous place at night. That's because the original streetracer is around to challenge you into a race that only he can win.
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April 5th, 2006
At the Clowning for Christ Clown Conference our goal is to bring the best possible instructors that will raise the level of professionalism in all areas of clowning, Christian as well as secular.
We strive to teach the art of clowning while keeping Christ at the center at all times. We will continue to put on a Christian based school at a very reasonable price, for as long as there is a need for
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April 5th, 2006
While no-one - male or female - probably gives a damn about seeing male dangly bits jogging across a tennis court, I thought there might be a little more interest in a Hall of Fame for the great female streakers to grace our sporting arenas.
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April 5th, 2006
Churchgoers at a Somerset County church encountered some devilish behavior during service on Tuesday morning.
Police said that three children -- ages 14, 16 and 17 -- dressed in black gothic/satanic clothing and burst into St. Andrew's Lutheran Church on Main Street, in Boswell Borough, about 9:40 a.m.
The children -- from Stoystown, Acosta and Somerset -- also painted satanic symbols on their
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April 5th, 2006
Try to guess the winner of this arm-wrestling game and check if you were right.
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April 5th, 2006
Sincerely, Help? Having trouble finding the right words to thank your Cousin Sal for that mango slicer? Should you even bother? Oh yes you should. Leslie Harpold tells why and demostrates how to write the perfect, honest thank-you note every time.
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April 5th, 2006
A man is charged with setting his girlfriend on fire while she was working at a Riviera Beach gas station.
Police say 49-year-old Lester Parsons doused 38-year-old Tanya Hughey with fuel and set her on fire Tuesday.
Hughey was taken to Jackson Memorial Hospital with burns over 90 percent of her body. Hospital officials say she is listed in critical condition Wednesday morning.
Authorities say
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April 5th, 2006
Get the Red Hot Chili Peppers single here.
Pink likes web cam sex.
Be careful downloading as music industry now suing in Europe.
Of course, Radiohead's Thom Yorke calls the music industry "a bunch of fucking retards."
Jessica Simpson - yes she was/is a singer - to star in Baywatch movie.
Schultz caught Kid Rock and Richard Ashcroft in NYC.
Sean gives the thumbs up to new cds by Bubba Sparxxx
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April 5th, 2006
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